Inside the Benny Studio

1. What is your favorite word?

"Cute" because it's usually followed by people petting me. :)

2. What is your least favorite word?

"No." I don't want anyone to be mad at me.

3. What turns you on?

Playing with other dogs, no matter how big they are.

4. What turns you off?

Being told that I'm being bad. 

5. What sound do you love?

Food being put in my bowl. Om nom nom dinner time.

6. What sound do you hate?

Angry parents.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

I never swear. That's so mean.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Wrestling. I love a good faux fight.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Modeling. Staying still is so haaarrrrrd.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"What a good boy!"

Inside the Peaches's Studio

1. What is your favorite word?

"Tummy-time"...alright, that is two words. But like beauty sleep and a healthy diet, it is essential that my belly be rubbed (at least thrice daily.)

2. What is your least favorite word?

"Squirrel." He is a vicious, evil, greedy creature and he must be brought down. In fact, anything that is grey and moves generally quickly must be eliminated. Down with pigeons too!

3. What turns you on?

 Fluffy yellow duckies. They shriek so delightfully when I gnaw upon their faces.

4. What turns you off?

Strangers. It is not appropriate for a young lady of my breeding to fraternize with anyone but my own kin.

5. What sound do you love?

The sweet cacophony of kibble hitting my bowl.

6. What sound do you hate?

Truck noises. Trucks are lewd beings and should be disposed of entirely, as should any poor soul who chooses to drive one of those heinous vehicles. 

7. What is your favorite curse word?

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK....BARK....BARKBARK

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Private Olfactory Investigator. I am quite skilled at solving mysteries with my nose.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Sales-pup. I do so dislike others, and I would hate to have to interact with them.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Who wants a belly rub?!"

Inside the Lucy's Studio

1. What is your favorite word?

"Treat." Sometimes my owners ask me if I want a treat so I'll do what they want. I don't care. I love treats!

2. What is your least favorite word?

"No." I'll do what I want!

3. What turns you on?

 Treats. Especially frozen mangos or peas or corn or chicken pieces or chicken meatballs or cheese sticks or bananas or greenies or when my food is mixed with yogurt or coconut oil or when I eat food I'm not supposed to after it falls on the floor. Also belly rubs.

4. What turns you off?

When I have to get my nails trimmed or when people pet me when I'm trying to sleep. 

5. What sound do you love?

Food wrappers crinkling.

6. What sound do you hate?

The smoke detector. It's so loud.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

GRRRRRRRRR RUFFF RUFF RUFFF

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Racing. Sometimes I pretend I want to play with other dogs just so I can out-run them and laugh because they are too slow to catch me.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Professional swimmer, or anything that involves swimming. Getting wet is gross.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Do you want a treat?"